Spitting is the biggest hobby of us Indians. We are so proud of it that we readily embrace this habit as the hobby. Be it railway station or a footpath or be it our own society compound, we always feel pride in selflessly painting the carpet with this unique God's gift called saliva.
I await the day when we have those ponds reserved for spitting into. Being so addicted to this eternal hobby, we deserve such reservations in our reservation centric Nation. Soon we can also expect our PM to launch a SPITTATHON to encourage spitting. Considering the government officials and Netas are biggest thuk laganewale we can expect one of them to win it.
We also need to remove the lines from our primary education text book where it mentions, avoid spitting in public places, it may spread diseases. This teaching will only deter our youth from taking spitting to next level. They should instead be taught to use water to gargle and spit if at odd times they run out of saliva.
Producers of Krantiveer movie can also relaunch the sequel of the movie and can replace blood from the famous ye musalmaan ka khoon ye hindu ka khoon dialogue with the spit. Trust me, ye musalman ki thuk aur ye hindu ki thuk will have a larger impact on the spit loving Indian audience. So spit even has religious significance.
Finally, I think gutkha, pan, tobacco, khaini should make it to the new list of staple food as they encourage spitting. People addicted to these items don't feel the need of buying sprays to display the art of graffiti they possess.
If we can achieve all of these we will consolidate our title of largest spitting nation for next 100 years(or may be forever). Then we can replace our 'Incredible India' tagline with more appropriate and catchy phrase; "Come Spit In India".
